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How to Succeed in a Mormon Mission Without Really Trying Part II
“Open wide,” the bishop said. “And tell me, are you going on a mission?” Ethan garbled some incomprehensible response. The bishop...
Aaron R. Garcia
Jul 264 min read


How to Succeed in a Mormon Mission Without Really Trying - Part I
Below is an excerpt from the novel I’m shopping, The 10% Mission, based on my experience as a missionary in Peru in the 1980s: At the...
Aaron R. Garcia
Jul 165 min read


Mormon Lingo
Here are just a few terms to start: Bear Testimony: In front of the congregation, blubber at the podium for a few minutes to show how...
Aaron R. Garcia
Jul 152 min read


Articles About How to Get Traffic to Your Website Are Vaporware
When Steve Martin was doing standup as an up-and-coming comedian, he had a bit that went something like this: You can be a millionaire...
Aaron R. Garcia
Feb 21, 20233 min read


Dereliction
The day Mulhausen shot the CIO in weekly staff was also the day I ignored Blair all morning. Although she was pissed off and cannily...
Aaron R. Garcia
Jan 29, 20226 min read


5 Ways to Become a Less Positive Person
You're at a party and you meet up with someone you haven't seen in a while, and you are surprised to find them more confident, more...
Aaron R. Garcia
Jan 19, 20223 min read


Stop Writing Down Your Goals
In the words of Pablo Picasso: Our goals can only be reached through a vehicle of a plan, in which we must fervently believe, and upon...
Aaron R. Garcia
Oct 31, 20204 min read


3. A Man for the Job
You rub your hand along the top of the smooth wood mantel above the fireplace as you ponder life and death. Such a serious thing. Every...
Aaron R. Garcia
Sep 16, 20207 min read
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