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Mulhausen

"Did you just send an email to twenty executives and call it a memo?" Mulhausen asked outraged. "Is that a problem?" I expressed no concern. Mulhausen held up company letterhead and waved it furiously. "What do you think paper is for? Now we look like idiots!"

Mulhausen

He donned a thick and bristly mustache with iniquitous conceit, and he continued doing so without compunction right through the peak of the goatee era of the latter 90's.

Blair

"It didn't mean anything," I said. Blair growled. "You fucked your wife, you sonofabitch. That means something."

Jason X

I thought she was the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. So ignored her for a month.

Blair

The day Mulhausen shot the CIO in weekly staff was bad for worse reasons than that; it was also the day Blair found out I had sex with my wife.